Chinese Government Fucked Oasis - [『文字』]

 2009-03-04

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One day, it was reported that the biggest Brit-Pop band Oasis will come to China to carry on their "Dig Out Your Soul Tour" in East Asia. The leg in China included Beijing (3rd April), Shanghai (5th April) and Hong Kong (7th April). When people got the information, they were happy like bunch of cunts who were fucking by Gallaghers' cocks. People bought the tickets and they ran to tell each other. It seemed that everyone was gonna get the orgasm. Cheer up!

Another day, it was reported that the shows in China had been canceled. That shocked everybody who was making the fucking sex with Oasis. What!? The shows were canceled by Chinese Government which considered Oasis as Tibetan Separatist!? Liam and Noel!? The two brothers who were full of "fucking" in their big mouth!? No way! That must have been a fucking international joke! People were shocking, screaming, crying, abusing and feeling shit. What the fuck was the government doing!? They didn't know anything at all. They always don't know! They canceled the shows at the speed of America attacked Afghanistan without any consider. They took off their fucking trousers then put their cocks into every Oasis's fans' asshole. How woeful we are!

Maybe now, Oasis are thinking about:"Why did us be arranged for a fucking tour in China? We even don't know the shit place. And now why did they cancel the tour in their country? Aren't we famous enough for them? Are their government bunch of fucking idiots or bitches!? We are Oasis! Fuck that! We won't go to China from now on! FUCK!"

So, what is used to fill in Chinese Government's brain? You can choose one answer or more.
A:Gluewater
B:Snot
C:Paper
D:Shit
E:Slurry
F:Durex

Comments (36)


  • davidtian  (2009-11-12 02:11:51)
    good english
     回复 davidtian 说：
    not good enough
    (2009-11-12 11:49:58)
  • 落莞英  (2009-08-03 17:14:38)
    没看过？发你个链接 最后面开始搞。。。
    http://www.56.com/u87/v_MjEzOTcwOA.html
     回复 落莞英 说：
    呃
    好的
    (2009-08-04 10:05:20)
  • 落莞英  (2009-08-01 18:48:13)
    寒假的事情了 知道他们怎么要来了吗？我同学~某天去了他们官网~问怎么不来中国开巡演~然后我也跟上去吼了一嗓子~过了两天再去看~看到那置顶的新闻：oasis will rock China~我没扯谎~但也许也是偶然~然后我就颠了~然后看时间：妈逼的那时我他妈在高考！！郁闷。。。。过了一段时间。。听说他们被拒了~那时我的感想是：太好了反正大家都没得看！您看到这是不特想抽我~哈哈~我说的是。。心里话。。。。Liam有次现场喝醉在台上发酒疯+搞他哥~不知您看过没有~不愧是。。LIAM....
     回复 落莞英 说：
    不会吧？
    怎么搞
    (2009-08-02 23:45:33)
  • chris  (2009-07-28 09:54:20)
    i choose "shit"
    damn!
     回复 chris 说：
    shit
    (2009-07-29 11:14:59)
  • MouseHunter  (2009-07-17 23:44:54)
    给你巨大的期望然后粗暴得在你面前捏死它,连个全尸都不给留着,觉得自己就是个SB一样,却也只能无力吼句:爱我天朝,操我绿洲.
    4个月后看来依然觉得被玩得真TM消魂啊
     回复 MouseHunter 说：
    所以说
    还是小场子的演出比较安全
    只可惜Oasis这样的乐队牌太大
    也不能让人屈尊
    (2009-07-18 10:44:28)
  • MouseHunter  (2009-07-17 23:30:56)
    文章很有OASIS的调调...
     回复 MouseHunter 说：
    啊
    有么？
    (2009-07-18 10:44:37)
  • Stephen Mozza  (2009-07-13 23:27:36)
    i thought no Oasis would be something to celeberate, no? They should even ban shits like Keane/ Coldplay.....
     回复 Stephen Mozza 说：
    what?
    you mean..
    Oasis shouldn't come?
    (2009-07-14 10:21:03)
  • SR  (2009-06-21 17:45:34)
    I choose ABCDE
     回复 SR 说：
    还漏了两题
    (2009-06-22 10:33:19)
  • 大C  (2009-06-09 19:54:24)
    = =..这English看的我好累 好像在做阅读一样 近段时间China异常的和谐
    还有那位de luna同志 这是什么神奇的语言
     回复 大C 说：
    再和谐一个试试看
    (2009-06-10 10:11:44)
  • linally  (2009-06-08 14:14:19)
    刚才的发言被和谐了？逼我用英文是吧？
    ok,I just want people to distinguish the nation from government,and the government from party.but the truth is they can't.
    especially this one "路过打酱油的",such a idiot.his brain's been washed inside out,so pathetic,I weep for him.
    as long as you distinguished the three above, you will realise that music is actually independent of politics.and there are also many things that is independent of that.

    if there was the gutter language that made the system HEXIEING my former words ,ok I promise I won't do that, but you know what i wnna say.
     回复 linally 说：
    呃？
    是博客大巴给和谐了吧……
    我连你之前的评论都没见到过
    不过我知道你想说的～
    (2009-06-08 14:53:37)
  • liyuan  (2009-05-31 20:15:43)
    Where is your cock?
     回复 liyuan 说：
    my cock is in your vagina!
    (2009-06-01 11:25:00)
  • sussan  (2009-05-26 22:05:18)
    从小到大我真的一直是很爱国，但当我大学毕业找了份工作，老板欠了三个月工资就跑了．去找劳动局，从ＸＸ区（不指出来了，我都为他们脸红）的劳动局一大队一直推到十八大队，也没把事情办成．最后公司那些值钱的设备都让物业搬走抵房租了（原来中国法律里公司财产应优先用于支付员工工资只是一句空话而己．）劳动部门的表现真的让我心寒，我再也提不起所谓爱国的心了．．．一切都是空话而己，虚伪的要命
     回复 sussan 说：
    是的没错
    三个月工资有多少？
    (2009-05-27 00:11:59)
  • 简  (2009-05-26 22:00:17)
    在中国真的是很现实的．中国设政府机构比任何国家都多，而真正能办实事的有几个呢．那些所为的公务员就是喝喝水，看看报纸，拿老百姓的好处，最后还不办实事．大家自己明白就行了．
     回复 简 说：
    那不行
    我就得骂一下
    (2009-05-27 00:10:42)
  • poorfish  (2009-05-21 20:44:36)
    all above
     回复 poorfish 说：
    ？
    (2009-05-22 00:18:49)
  • SSS  (2009-05-17 13:42:13)
    身为中国人，只感到无奈。
    一方面要支持祖国，可另一方面政府总爱做另人发指的事。感觉是老百姓帮政府背黑锅。
    不内涵的说，如果我不是中国人的话，也许也会加入反华的队伍。

    PS：我还以为3月OASIS的采访是演唱会被和谐掉之后给歌迷安慰剂呢……哎~~
     回复 SSS 说：
    采访的时候没人知道他们不来
    (2009-05-17 19:55:21)
  • de luna  (2009-05-16 11:32:37)
    tu eres una caca!! usted no es de china? aun que yo no se si eata verdad la causa de esta acdividad ,pero yo estoy enfadada por que tu hablas! tu hablaste tan malo solo para no poder lucrarse????estas loco????que feo eres!
     回复 de luna 说：
    sorry
    can you speak English?
    (2009-05-16 14:07:58)
  • 刺青  (2009-05-06 22:17:37)
    I only want 2 say Fuck fuck....
     回复 刺青 说：
    镇定
    都过去一个月了
    (2009-05-06 22:46:05)
  • clair  (2009-04-09 12:26:52)
    哈哈 看得笑死我了~~
     回复 clair 说：
    那我的目的就达到了
    (2009-04-09 14:07:49)
  • 路过打酱油的  (2009-04-01 23:24:35)
    呵呵 主要是因为很多外国NC摇滚青年为了标榜XX而支持那啥
    哪里有所谓真正的民主人权自由平等 人类社会遗憾地还远未到达那个最高的境界 任何国家本来都是专政集权的 西方媒体一样是洗脑式的 为各自政权服务而已
    围绕着高原说事完全是因为那里的军事利益经济利益而已 如果地点换作是非洲某大沙漠鸟无人烟处 还有谁会烧包投资支持一个傀儡四处演讲 呵呵 傀儡也是人也要混口一日三餐吃么 都不容易 咔咔
    没错 自己的国家是有很多不足不完善之处 但是某些NC站在自以为是的道德制高点上五十步笑百步指手画脚 就应该贬它
    双手双脚坚决同意抵制这些家伙们的任何正版/演唱会到底 当然不反对继续下载盗版 嘿嘿
    ws地顶锅盖逃走.....
     回复 路过打酱油的 说：
    看完之后我若有所思的想了一番
    还是不太懂。。
    (2009-04-02 10:04:12)
  • desertedoasis  (2009-03-28 19:33:25)
    很喜欢这期的采访
     回复 desertedoasis 说：
    谢谢嘿～
    (2009-03-30 10:04:19)
  • mjjlp  (2009-03-16 17:46:39)
    Everybody should have watch his mouth.But many of them failed……
     回复 mjjlp 说：
    but what did he say
    (2009-03-17 10:36:10)
  • 纯洁的天天  (2009-03-15 13:03:40)
    枪花现在就是一坨屎。。。
     回复 纯洁的天天 说：
    应该说Axl Rose是屎
    (2009-03-16 00:49:28)
  • 冰糖葫芦  (2009-03-11 13:16:27)
    Oasis is fcuking awesome anyway
     回复 冰糖葫芦 说：
    who is "awesome"
    (2009-03-11 17:23:47)
  • lucifer  (2009-03-11 10:30:01)
    我昨儿忍不住大骂一通，谁想一哥们给我进行了一番深刻的党的路线和祖国统一的教育。。
    艺术无关政治。。上纲上线害死人啊。。
     回复 lucifer 说：
    艺术无关政治
    这话不该对咱们说
    应该对政府说去
    (2009-03-11 17:23:17)
  • riverking  (2009-03-08 00:01:46)
    好像是第一次认真看啥大人的英语文风
    很有趣
    很带劲：）
     回复 riverking 说：
    就要带劲的骂政府！
    (2009-03-08 13:19:07)
  • zoggwie-z  (2009-03-07 18:59:06)
    大家发奋移民英国吧（管它能不能移……）血泪……我还买了400的呢……
     回复 zoggwie-z 说：
    我还订了两张1600的！
    幸亏最后还没去交钱
    (2009-03-08 13:18:51)
  • riverking  (2009-03-07 01:37:46)
    听说以前官府是没有管这些的。
    自从B大妈在HK怒吼某高原自由之后……
     回复 riverking 说：
    那我下次连BJORK也一起骂
    (2009-03-08 13:21:28)
  • 贝塔  (2009-03-07 00:12:17)
    fa ke !
     回复 贝塔 说：
    xie te！
    (2009-03-08 13:13:38)
  • Ash of Universe  (2009-03-07 00:10:12)
    不知道3月份的Hit该怎么说呀，毕竟还是要卖钱的……唉……无力感……
     回复 Ash of Universe 说：
    本来做好的内容
    最后不得不做以改动
    妈的
    (2009-03-08 13:13:26)
  • Ash of Universe  (2009-03-07 00:05:19)
    很想理性的看待这件事，但有些sb行为真是不能容忍的，“和谐”二字彻底沦为打压老百姓的工具……
     回复 Ash of Universe 说：
    然后这些SB还以为我们是SB
    (2009-03-08 13:13:04)

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